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I want to get away, I want to fly away...

2010-05-01T15:03:00.000-07:00

"Foreplay shall begin at seven-thirty sharp. So what do you think? Not that it matters."

I do believe Glee has taken over my life. My Rupert Grint crush has now been replaced with a 'Puck' infatuation. It's the mohawk, for sure. I'm also devastated that Will and Emma have not yet done the dirty. I want some musical, steamy teacher sex on my new, stupidly huge television please!

Mmmm...spankingness

I got the results back for my January exams in Maths and RS - a high C in RS and a U in Maths. Thus, I'm resitting the module along with my three other exams this summer D=
Seven exams in total to look forward to...Yum!

I've started ooking into universities and my mother and I got a little over excited. We found ourselves marking each of the unis on google maps and planning train journeys and hotels to stay for the weekend and test the 'social life' of the area XD
I cannot wait to turn 18 - only ten months to go!

My seventeenth birthday was nice. The Saturday before a few of us went to see the 'Alice in Wonderland' film, which I found had some areas of 'The Looking Glass Wars' in it.
I too, want a vicious Bandersnatch to carry me to pretty castles! He was adorable! =D
My actual birthday was lovely too. I had a half day in college so I forced Dennis to watch 'Muppet Treasure Island' with me - however, we never got to watch it as my sister arrived from Manchester and talked through the whole film XD
Later was just a family tea with adopted daughter and bestie friend, Sarah, and Dennis, of course :P
The best bit was obviously my immense 'Top Gear: The Stig' cake. I almost had a tear in my eye :')

Oh, what a happy bunch of elves we are!

If I get to heaven and The Stig ISN'T God,
I'm going to be really, really pissed.

I've been feeling ridiculously nostalgic recently, and the majority of today rifling through hoards of old photos and albums. I then found a huge stash of photos that no one had bothered to organise, so I stole about half of them to put in my own album XD
The pictures made me miss my hair too :( I have mid-arm length hair on all the photos of me from year seven and it made me hairsick (like homesick, geddit? Geddit? =D)

...And they were the fittest couple in all the land...

Today I also smothered shitloads of eyeshadow and liner on my face, just because I could. And I was desperately trying to beat away boredom. It worked...until my eyes started burning D=

Tomorrow I am sleeping at my dearest Megoooora's, so it should be all fun, shits and giggles. Hopefully not real shits, though Sarah is going to be drunk so it's a close call...

Au revoir, mes petits pois!

I apologise for the shittingly shit post regarding size and quality, and the fact I haven't posted since January...but I just cannot be arsed!!!

Never a frown with golden brown :)

2010-01-15T15:41:00.000-08:00

I canne' really be arsed with writing a proper post tonight. The only reason I'm updating is because I had a sudden burst of looking-forward-to-summerness and therefore MUST update my '100 list' >:(

Summer 2009 was the best I can remember. I shall ensure that 2010 shall be even more epic, and have a more successful 'Camp Rock' inspired picture XD

To tell;
- I have EVEN MORE of a social life. It's like I'm an actual human being now; going to parties, hanging out with people most days, spending money I just don't have and whatnot
- I can haz cheezburger...no, wait...that's not right! I can haz a boyfriend :)
He's pretty amazing and darn tootin'. It also amuses me to mock his accent and generally throw abuse at him
- I have been invited to a weekend away in Blackpool in March. Raising the money in less than two months to go? Slightly impossible. Thinking of a fool-proof alibi to tell my parents? Extremely difficult. Getting ridiculously excited and flailing every five seconds? HELLS YEAH =D
- Finished my exams until May!!! Bad news; I am most certainly going to have to resit maths as the paper was made of utter FAIL >:(

I am currently half-heartedly watching a film on tv and some scientist guy just got drowned in a PLASTIC BAG :|
Jackie Chan is also in it. However, he is not drowning, is wearing a 'Hooters girls dig me' top and is sporting a sexuality-confusing french pointy beard.

Also, this picture has made my life:

You know you want the hat. Go on, touch it, I dare you.

TO TEH LIST OF DOOM!

100 Things To Do Before I Go To University

1. Get a job
2. Spend all day outside with my friends sunbathing
3. Camp out and get drunk
4. ~~Have a huge snowball fight and build a snowman~~
5. Babysit by myself and do it well
6. ~~Change around my bedroom~~
7. Finish first draft of story I have in progress
8. Go clubbing
9. Make a one minute movie
10. Watch horror movies all night
11. ~~Have a house party~~
12. Dance like a ‘tard in public and not care – without being drunk
13. Draw outside
14. Perform in a talent show
15. Read ‘His Dark Materials’
16. Have a Cosplay weekend with everyone
17. Spend a weekend in Blackpool with everyone
18. Go on holiday abroad with the girlies
19. Customise my own clothes and wear them out
20. Dye my hair a neon colour
21. Exercise more
22. ~~Recognise when people have had too many chances~~
23. Get so drunk I’m sick and grounded – but it will be totally worth it
24. ~~Blow all my money in one shopping trip~~
25. Fall in love for the first time
26. ~~Realise some people are not worth it~~
27. ~~Move on~~
28. ~~Get my freedom back~~
29. Make something uberly-fantastically awesome thing and be tres proud of it
30. ~~Be more confident with boyyyos :)~~
31. Have a bitch fit in public – as this would be hilarious and referred to at every reunion :’)
32. Cook a scrumptious tea
33. Have a huuuuge baking day – whilst wearing a ginger wig and flicking a wand about, as I WILL be Mrs Weasley
34. Scream, “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!” at random old ladies and then chuck a loo roll at them and run awayyy!
35. Go to ‘The Wizarding World of Harry Potter’ in Orlando next summer
36. Rollerblade avec Dumple Bunny
37. Learn how to skateboard
38. Convince a stranger I'm German
39. Convince a stranger I'm an alien
40. Complete 'Sonic Adventure 2'

This part is for her. Does she remember?

2010-01-06T20:21:00.000-08:00

I have discovered Greg Laswell.

Loads of people have probably known of his existence for donkeys, but I have only just happened upon it when watching 'Confessions of a Shopaholic' (excellent film) as he is on the soundtrack.
It's proper chillout, suprisingly depressing yet oddly uplifting music that you get addicted to :)

'This one's for the faithless, the ones that are suprised. The only way they are now, regardless of their find'

Mmmm, yummiful lyrics =D

Today was the second day college has been cancelled due to the amazinglyhugeterrifictrafficconfusing snow merry old Britain has been having. It's bloody marvellous. Tomorrow's lessons have also been postponed too - yay for the lack of learning, but not so yay is the fact I have exams next week and need some serious help from the tutors D=

It was rather suprising that college was cancelled. Usually the English education system frowns upon people taking a day off if they've been attacked by rabid mountain goats, so I didn't believe it when my friend phoned me on the bus saying college was cancelled. Nor the boy's mother who rang him to tell him the same thing. Or the millions of people that got off the bus a stop later. Or even when two people spoke to the receptionists via their mobiles and confirmed it was true.

Ended up getting off the bus at the main town stop, meeting up with a load of people and having an epic snowball fight/building of a MONSTROUS snowman. Which must have been the world's earliest building of a snowman ever, as this was at half nine in the morning, after some breakfast in the local heart attack centre, McDonald's.

Making our magnificent snowman, featuring my ridiculously pointy bobble hat, which I "borrowed" from my sister

Soon after clearing my mittens of huge clumps of snow, I ventured back home via the 62, which was pretty much the ONLY bus still running - such a trooper :')
I then spent a fantabulously large portion of my day at my boyfriend's, and even had a snow fight with his step dad and friend - who got so into the game, she often broke into hysterical screaming/giggling fits, flailing her arms in childlike joy. I wish to be like her when I am forty

Me, jubilant with the epic proportions of my maHOOsive snowball, and my wet hair, which Dennis later said looked 'very French' O_O

Today is my sister's twentieth birthday, and the first she's spent away from home. I thought I would cry, but I didn't, so the snow must have frozen my heart over in order to make me a cold bitch XD
It was just rather strange for her not to be here, but I have spoken to her via phone and facebook, and she's in high enough spirits to brave the weather in order the have a horribly drunken night out on the town.

My mother and I (who is also off work as she's a primary school teacher) have preoccupied ourselves by walking our border collie in the snow and trekking to several shops for necessities and provisions - potatoes, milk and shitloads of chocolate.
It's actually been a rather pleasant girly day - we've even watched 'Confessions of a Shopaholic' and made a casserole together! :O

Jan, frolicking in the snow, and generally looking like a huge spaztic dog. She's horribly unphotogenic, which is a shame as she's actually quite purrrdy

Tomorrow, I plan to do a lot of ruthless revision, reading 'The Catcher in the Rye' (which I'm already meant to have written an essay on comparing it to another book >_>) and a lovely jubbly time snuggling ^^

Oh yeahhh, I've added a load more songs to the supercallifragolisticexpiallidocious playlist, and changed the Blah Blah picture to a photo I took myself from my time in New York in year ten. I'm rather proud of it =D

Tata, bitches!
x x

100 Things To Do Before I Go To University

1. Get a job
2. Spend all day outside with my friends sunbathing
3. Camp out and get drunk
4. ~~Have a huge snowball fight and build a snowman~~
5. Babysit by myself and do it well
6. ~~Change around my bedroom~~
7. Finish first draft of story I have in progress
8. Go clubbing
9. Make a one minute movie
10. Watch horror movies all night
11. ~~Have a house party~~
12. Dance like a ‘tard in public and not care – without being drunk
13. Draw outside
14. Perform in a talent show
15. Read ‘His Dark Materials’
16. Have a Cosplay weekend with everyone
17. Spend a weekend in Blackpool with everyone
18. Go on holiday abroad with the girlies
19. Customise my own clothes and wear them out
20. Dye my hair a neon colour
21. Exercise more
22. ~~Recognise when people have had too many chances~~
23. Get so drunk I’m sick and grounded – but it will be totally worth it
24. ~~Blow all my money in one shopping trip~~
25. Fall in love for the first time
26. ~~Realise some people are not worth it~~
27. ~~Move on~~
28. ~~Get my freedom back~~
29. Make something uberly-fantastically awesome thing and be tres proud of it
30. ~~Be more confident with boyyyos :)~~
31. Have a bitch fit in public – as this would be hilarious and referred to at every reunion :’)
32. Cook a scrumptious tea
33. Have a huuuuge baking day – whilst wearing a ginger wig and flicking a wand about, as I WILL be Mrs Weasley
34. Scream, “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!” at random old ladies and then chuck a loo roll at them and run awayyy!
35. Go to ‘The Wizarding World of Harry Potter’ in Orlando next summer

Wrinkle, wrinkle, little scar, count the freckles on my arm :)

2009-12-26T06:16:00.000-08:00

Christmas was a fecking CRACKER.

It's true that I've never quite had a Christmas like it, seeing as I have never gotten basically EVERYTHING off my list (it was quite a short, cheap list, but still ;P), ate third helpings of Christmas dinner and felt the elastic waistband of my leggings expanding, been to a party on Christmas day, been so sociable with people I've never met, played a drinking game (and owned, EVERYONE, thank you very much - my innocence does come in handy when playing 'I have never'), or had a hangover quite as horrible as this one :)

I got back from my cousin's Christmas party at half four this morning and woke up at ten, still a leetle beeet drunk. My dad put a plate of bacon, beans, egg and toast in front of me and I found myself sprinting upstairs to the toilet whilst my mother CACKLED MADLY. Then I came back down stairs and ATE EVERYTHING. Yes, I am a disgusting creature who really has no boundaries of ickiness, but it seems to have livened me up, so it's all gravy XD

I hope everyone had a fantabulous Christmas and is now suffering for it, like me.
May the sky rain damnation on all who were sensible and went to bed not intoxiacated and still in control of their limb formation.

Just a short blog this time, but it's quality over quantity.

Oh ayyyyyye ;)

But love is only a feeling

2009-12-19T12:20:00.001-08:00

The Blah Blah blog now comes with CHOONAGE, to heighten the wonderful experience ;)
They're only a small selection of songs I like, and they will constantly change because I'll listen to them non-stop and get bored XD

So my sister talked to me via msn before, and apparently she was dressed as a sexy elf, got ridiculously drunk, lost her contract phone, and somehow tripped over and smashed her arm through her glass front door - it was safety glass so she seems to be okay, but she has to pay for the repairs :/

Mes parents et mes grandparents were not best pleased with Rebeccakins, but I can't wait for her to get home tomorrow because, as you can probably tell from her regular night-out pattern, she is a hoot and a half =D

Last night I planned to spend today cleaning my room and decorating my nana and grandad's Christmas present - a personalised photo album (so sentimental I hope they CRY =D)

As it happens, I have done neither task. Go figure!

I'm finally getting into the festive spirit. I may sprinkle glitter on myself and wrap myself in tinsel, I'm that happy. But the hazards of that are that tinsel is itchy and glitter NEVER COMES OFF.
I hate when you randomly look in the mirror and you see a bit of glitter near your eye, even though you've been nowhere near glitter for years :|
And it's always attracted to your eyes! Never any other part of your body!

The second series of Merlin ended tonight. I am most distressed. It'll be months before I can drool at Prince Arthur again :(
I love Merlin. It's really silly and nerdy, but PROPER DRAMATICA :O
And has the guy that palyed Giles from Buffy in it. Though he plays a right bastard and I want him to die.
The guy who plays Merlin has really big ears and such a joyous grin it makes me want to squeal and hug him :3

Mmmmmm, Arthurness :)

That lypo really made you thin :/

2009-12-18T15:08:00.000-08:00

Today has been ridiculously eventful!

I've finished college for a (well-fricking-deserved) two week Christmas holiday. I have managed to give out ALL BUT ONE Christmas card to les peoples in college, which is better than last year's record. On the bus home, I was involved in a TRAUMATIC BUS CRASH. Our bus turned a corner, a van was driving towards us from the opposite direction and they pummelled into each other. I think it was a combination of the bus under-steering and the van driver not paying any attention -_-
Our bus driver looked really gutted, so we all asked if he was ok - yes, us hooligan TEENAGERS at the back of the bus, and NOT ONE of the adults on the bus. Shame on them.
My dearest friend, Carlooos and I were wondering if we could get the (no doubt hilarious) CCTV footage of everyone flailing and faces of shock/horror as we crashed on DVD.
The driver said no :(

Yes, they do charge us £3 for a day ticket. It's daylight robbery, I tells ya!

I also did the last bit of my family Christmas shopping. I feel very accomplished, seeing as I had only bought one present at the start of last week XD
Went to see St Trinian's 2 with mis compadres in the evening. It was suprisingly good for a sequel, though still not as good as the original, and the main plot twist was that Shakespeare was a girl.

*WARNING*SPOILER ALERT*WARNING*

Ohhhh, that was a bit late

Yeahhhh, I can totally see his femininity through his silky beard. He uses Loreal, because he's worth it.

One day I would like to be a well-thought of, well-educated writer who writes things that will actually have some importance or understanding of something very complicated and will make me look clever and wise - like Dumbledore. (I was going to say an owl, but apparently it's actually a myth that they're wise and clever, and that they aren't very intelligent animals!)
But my problem is, that every time that I try to write passionately about something, I always feel like such a tit. Especially if I attempt to make a pitiful effort to write about love.
So, I have somehow come up with a twisted way to combat this.
Humour.
I completely rip into my own narrative. I make it horribly immature and parodic. I will NEVER be taken seriously, and I'm pretty sure whatever books I produce will be obviously outdatable such as 'The Sleepover Club' series - Spice Girls references, FTW!!! - but I figure, if it makes just one person laugh or smile, then it'll be worth it :)

(Yes, I CAN be soppy if I want to be XD)
And thus I have resigned myself to my future of being a penniless writer who wears big jumpers, dangly earrings and uses patchwork quilts as carpets <3

Every me, every you

2009-12-16T13:48:00.000-08:00

I have been in a horribly foul mood ALL DAY. I don't even know why! It was just one of those days where one person accidently bumps into you, which then leads you to create a vendetta aginst THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Yeah, I was pissed. At a random stranger... O_o

FEAR MY GRRRR FACE

I went to my first, and probably last and only, Christmas party on Saturday. I must say, Toni Dearest knows how to host a splendifirously marvellous party. There was much chair dancing and shocking dance moves and whatnot. Something wonderous happened that night - the rumours that my best friend, Sarah, and I were long-lost twins were cemented into near FACT, ladie sand gentlemen.
The scene: Toni's living room. The jolly Christmas songs were blaring, the air was filled with the sound of chortling laughter and merry-making. Sarah and Esther were stood side-by-side, holding their beverages and most probably chattering on about something hilarious. Suddenly a camera pointed their way. The whole room watched in amazement as, without doubt or prompt, they tunred to each other and adorned their faces with the SAME RETARDED LOOK. There was a collective gasp and the flash of a camera recorded the one piece of evidence to this amazing event. The girls became legend and the rest, they say, is history,

In summary: ZOMFG! ME AND SARAH ARE TELEPATHIC TO EACH OTHER!!!
Don't believe me? Try this one on for size.

There are two more days of college before they release us into the wild - errrm, I mean, before we break up for Christmas =D
It's actually one and a half days really - we finish at 12 on Friday, so I have planned with les peoples to go and see St Trinians 2 at the earliest convenience. I'm so happy. If only ALL British schools were so full of anarchy and legendaryness :')

And full of sexy people. Including Rupert Everett. He may be gay, but that voice makes everyone melt <3>

Been writing my Christmas cards tonight. I've been gathering inspiration for Sarah's extra special message - glad I'm not seeing her until Friday as it gives me an extra day to work on the sheer epicness of it :)

I'm off to beddy boes now! I get a lie-in until HALF SEVEN tomorrow =D
The extra hour makes all the difference. It's later than I used to get up for high school, dammit. In your face, Mr Keeley.

Au revoir, mes petits pois <3

Bitch, please

2009-12-09T10:30:00.000-08:00

Yes, I have changed the appearence of my blog to redness, in keeping with the festive season :)

I'm in such a bloggery moooooooooood. So I thought I'd post NOW before it runs out - like those rolls of bubble gum - even though I don't buy them as I DON'T. LIKE. GUM.
Yes, I fail as a teenager, spectacularly. I don't chew (which, let's be honest, everyone was already doing when they shot forth from their mothers. Lovely image there :|), I hardly rebel at all if you call it that and even when I do there's always at least one responsible adult ready to cheer me on and possibly burst into tears of joy at the nobleness of it all (I cannot catch a break). I'm a disgrace to the name of 'rabble rouser'. Shame on me.

Even if I were not surrounded by all this holiday cheer and whatnot, I think I would still be extreeeeemely annoyed at how morose and miserable lots of people seem to be!!! I do realise that some people have a genuine reason to be Glum Bums (and my best wishes and huggles are with you <3) rant ="D">

My best friend, Sarahahaha, complained yesterday about the lack of mentions of her in the blog post. She did this because she's a spoilt little cretin ;D
NAHHHHH, ONLY JOKING!!! I've become accustomed to sending her strange videos this week, and I possibly may make this a regular occurance. I must find a specially selected music video just for Christmas Day :P

It is two months and a bit until I go to see Lady Gaga in concert with my friend, Megooooora! The Gaga is too awesome for words, who cares if she's not all there?
And, people, come on! There is no way she could hide a penis in those costumes!!! It would be strangled and CAMELICIOUS. We'd see it in a blink ;) So you see, she's not a lady boy :P

Hmmmmm, there's not actually much point to this blog. I'm very sorry for wasting you time, but it's helping me procrastinate from college coursework =D
Harharhar! I had my maths mock test today. Whilst everyone else in my class - they're all super geniuses and it is stupidly intimidating - I was staring at the question sheet having an inner spaz thinking, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS THAT EVEN A NUMBER? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO TRIGONOMETRY???" D=
So I contented myself with guessing and pondering what I would have for tea tonight...it is still a mystery to me

Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why, would I want to be anywhere else?

2009-12-08T10:29:00.000-08:00

Soooo, everything and nothing has happened since I last updated.
I have officially, yes, OFFICIALLY gotten over a boy that I'd liked for...well, let's say, longer than I should've done XD
The friend that I was growing apart from? We had several huge, horrid arguments all very close to one another. I wanted out, she did and that's how we are now. We still talk to each other every once in a while and it's not like we're about to stab each other in the back of the head, so I'm compelled to count my blessings and my lovely memories :)
My family has been under fook loads of stress. It wasn't very nice to have to watch and not actually being able to do anything about it. However, I did prod my sister into talking to my parents again, so one of the problems is solved; she's coming home this weekend and for Christmas and we're all very happy bunnies :)

Aaaaaand to top it all off...YULETIDE IS UPON US, MORTALS =D

I have bought a total of one present...I'm so prepared :')
I'm so happy I'm finally allowed to be excited about Christmas, as I wrote my list in October and felt a fraud :(
I want to make this better than last Christmas because my mum and dad deserve it and last year we didn't even argue once. And my sister will be back, which is tres bonne, as I haven't seen her in two months XD
I love the whole spirit of the season - not just the presents (but who can deny that bit is beyond AWESOME?) - but the fact that everyone seems to have a smile on their face and randomers say 'Merry Christmas' to each other. And to be honest I love going Church at Christmas. Everyone is just so gloriously happy and lovely! Around this time you could mug a Christian and take a dump on their chest and they would STILL be grinning, singing Carols and possibly give you a creme egg for your trouble :')
And they also switch the heaters on, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WINTER EVERRRR :|
I also ADORE Christmas outfits. I just wear whatever I've been given even if it doesn't match at all and I always make a point to wear my best socks ;)
And Christmas is the one day you can get drunk off sherry and not get bullied because your nan is the only person who knows you're drinking it and she's already wasted :')
I'm decorating my house with garlands and the tree and whatnot this week, then attending my FIRST Christmas party of the season on Saturday, so it's allllll gravy...and stuffing ;D

I've even added ten things to my list!
Read it and weep, children of the deep!

100 Things To Do Before I Go To University

1. Get a job
2. Spend all day outside with my friends sunbathing
3. Camp out and get drunk
4. Have a huge snowball fight and build a snowman
5. Babysit by myself and do it well
6. Change around my bedroom
7. Finish first draft of story I have in progress
8. Go clubbing
9. Make a one minute movie
10. Watch horror movies all night
11. ~~Have a house party~~
12. Dance like a ‘tard in public and not care – without being drunk
13. Draw outside
14. Perform in a talent show
15. Read ‘His Dark Materials’
16. Have a Cosplay weekend with everyone
17. Spend a weekend in Blackpool with everyone
18. Go on holiday abroad with the girlies
19. Customise my own clothes and wear them out
20. Dye my hair a neon colour
21. Exercise more
22. ~~Recognise when people have had too many chances~~
23. Get so drunk I’m sick and grounded – but it will be totally worth it
24. Blow all my money in one shopping trip
25. Fall in love for the first time
26. ~~Realise he’s not worth it~~
27. ~~Move on~~
28. ~~Get my freedom back~~
29. Make something uberly-fantastically awesome thing and be tres proud of it
30. Be more confident with boyyyos :)
31. Have a bitch fit in public – as this would be hilarious and referred to at every reunion :’)
32. Cook a scrumptious tea
33. Have a huuuuge baking day – whilst wearing a ginger wig and flicking a wand about, as I WILL be Mrs Weasley
34. Scream, “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!” at random old ladies and then chuck a loo roll at them and run awayyy!
35. Go to ‘The Wizarding World of Harry Potter’ in Orlando next summer

Tata! xxx

What the mother fruckle...?

2009-10-08T14:30:00.000-07:00

I feel like I'm a whole different person. I like it :)

Year eleven changed a lot of things for me. I became so secure in my friendships that we practically lived in each other's houses, I managed to build my self esteem, I found out that I was pretty to people other than my friends and family, my sister became one of my best friends and I grew up more in one year than I had done for the rest of my life.
I really didn't know I had the potential to do all that.

I've finally started college! It is BEYOND amazing! I have have to admit that I was shit scared at first - new place and all, but also because all of my best friends were going different colleges to one another, apart from me as I had one of them with me. Add that to the fact that I am totally inapt at making new friends and have no social skills whatsoever, you can see why I was in a bit of a tizz :/

BUT, I really don't know what I was worried about - I've managed to make loads of new friends, most of them I made on my own (God knows how I managed to speak on my lonesome). The lessons are boss too - fooking hard work, but still boss. It feels like the inbetween of school and uni where everything is possible - it's fab :)

I actually feel like I'm growing apart from my friend. We've always been complete opposites of each other, but now it feels like we don't really speak, and there are a few people smushed into the gap, making us (hypothetically) madly flail at each other but not actually able to communicate.
Having said that, I've really never felt closer to my other best friend, Sarah. And we don't even go the same college :P I don't even have to have anything to say to her and we end up talking all night, chatting about mindless bollocks.
We're quite a close group, so maybe things will sort itself out.

Since everything seems to be morphing and whatnot, I was inspired (mostly by my friend Megi) to write a list of things to do before I leave for university, in two years time. She had 100 to do before she died. I only have 25 so far, but I figure I can keep adding to it.

Toodle pip, lovelies!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

100 Things To Do Before I Go To University

1. Get a job
2. Spend all day outside with my friends sunbathing
3. Camp out and get drunk
4. Have a huge snowball fight and build a snowman
5. Babysit by myself and do it well
6. Change around my bedroom
7. Finish first draft of story I have in progress
8. Go clubbing
9. Make a one minute movie
10. Watch horror movies all night
11. ~~Have a house party~~
12. Dance like a ‘tard in public and not care – without being drunk
13. Draw outside
14. Perform in a talent show
15. Read ‘His Dark Materials’
16. Have a Cosplay weekend with everyone
17. Spend a weekend in Blackpool with everyone
18. Go on holiday abroad with the girlies
19. Customise my own clothes and wear them out
20. Dye my hair a neon colour
21. Exercise more
22. Recognise when people have had too many chances
23. Get so drunk I’m sick and grounded – but it will be totally worth it
24. Blow all my money in one shopping trip
25. Fall in love for the first time

Isn't it just spendifirous?

2008-12-29T13:50:00.000-08:00

Suprisingly, this Christmas hasn't been as merry as others, even though I have a lot more to be happy about.
Ahhhh, the confusion of the teenage mind, isn't it just a chip off the old block?

Having said that, I have quite enjoyed myself. I got most of the stuff I wanted for Christmas, including a sexeh laptop, and my family, much to my amazement, managed to let Christmas pass by without an arguement. SCORE!

I haven't seen my friends much, even though I've seen them a lot more than I usually do over the holidays. Quite pissed off with a particular one though, as I invited her round for a bit of chattage and a movie, she said she'd ring me back in five minutes, and I haven't heard from her since. So I ended up watching some teen chick flicks on my laptop.
It actually cheered me up no end; Wild Child and Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging are absolute GOLD.
I'm trying to get everyone I know to view at least one before they turn old and boring, which would render them unable of understanding such hilarity and whatnot.

Also, over the course of this month, I've become a born-again Madonna fan. I now know all the words to 'Don't tell me' and all the actions to the 'Into the groove' music video.
And you just know that it will come in handy in future life...

So now 2009 is bearing down on us, and I have come to the realisation that I've had the same resolution for the past four years and quite pathetically STILL haven't fulfilled it. I'm hoping my lack of success with one quite simple task doesn't reflect what the rest of my life will be like. Otherwise it also means that I'm going to be overly nerdy until I'm forty-five.
I'm going to turn into my mother, aren't I?

But I swear that this year, I am going to complete my resolution.
So help me, if I don't, I'll cover myself in maple syrup, strap bells to my ankles and run through a fat camp, and attempt to escape with all my limbs intact.

I am quite looking forward to New Year's though, as my friend and long-time lover Toni has invited me to her family party, along with her best friend Laura and her boyfriend Matty. It'll make for one hell of a good time - with knobs on :)

I have a lot of plans for 2009 - I'm leaving school, moving on to college, and I'm going to attempt to be something other than morbidly depressed this Valentine's Day.
I'll probably just spend the day with my friends. Unless they have boyfriends then. Oh bumhole.

I recently went to see the Twilight film. I had really high expectations of it, as I've read the whole book series and absolutely adored it. The baseball scene in the movie was quite boss, but the rest was absolute crap. Why did no one smile? My friend (who came along wearing a 'Twilight sucks!' t-shirt, but later covered it up when she was attacked by aggressive fangirls) strutted out of the cinema, proudly showing off her Twilight-hating t-shirt. And I almost wished I had one too.
Talk about major dissappointment.

Is it 'cos I'm cool?

2008-10-20T09:10:00.000-07:00

Things seem to have taken a turn for the best recently.

I think I'm finally growing up

My sister left for university in September and I've been getting to grips with being, if you will, an "only child".
I haven't felt as lonely as I thought I would, but whenever we visit each other I end up glomping her out of excitement, and attach myself to her for the rest of her stay. But I digress. I think being finally seperated from my sister has finally given me the chance to mature (a little) and has given a little more thinking time to myself.

But enough of that, I can't be serious and reflective for TOO long, otherwise my head might IMPLODE.

Question. Is it normal or even excusable to possibly like more than two boys at a time?
I have convinced myself it is, as long as they're all not-very serious crushes, or if they're all at varying degrees. An example; if you thought that more than two boys were "a bit of alright" OR if you quite liked one and the others were something to fill up the gaps in your day.

Is it not the most confusing thing, being a teenager?

I felt quite good about myslef at the weekend - it was mostly down to my brand-spanking-new-super-duper-I-look-well-fit-in-this outfit.
My mother and I went shopping for an interview outfit for her for Tuesday. And we didn't find anything. It was a huge fat JOKE. She's got some clothes now, but it was rather stressful. However, we were in a good mood anyway as we bought some sandwiches, crisps and PASTRIES from Marks and Spencer, (cinnamon twist, FTW).

On the Saturday, I watched Naruto Shippuden 80 just before I slept over at Toni's. DID ANYONE ELSE CRY? I feel like the only one with a heart here. And I've also noticed that Sakura has returned to crying like ALMOST EVERY EPISODE. And she was so awesome against Sasori aswell! I thought she'd turned over a new super-strengthed badass-attitude leaf. Apparently not.

I still love her though :)

Had a good sleepover with Toni. She talks like no other person on earth. It's a good job I'm an excellent listener ;)

Going to Blackpool with school on Thursday. I must sort out an outift and practice applying eyeliner soon! Should I go for
au natural or gothic?

I can smell turkey and stuffing

2008-07-19T04:59:00.000-07:00

Seeing as this is my first blog, please don't expect anything life-changing or material within that will change the world. Expect rants, please.

Yesterday, I finished, what was meant to be, two weeks of work experience in my local library. Unfortunately, due to a four day visit and overview of a trip to Cambridge Uni, and the two day strike, I've only had FOUR days of work experience. And I still got a teddy bear and a card after it (aswell as a stalker, but let's not go into that just now).

In the two day strike period, seeing as everyone else was still on work experience and there were builders in my house, I went to my maternal grandparent's house.

PLEASE SHOOT ME BEFORE I'M 65.

My grandparents' lives are made of schedules, designated shopping days, pensions, cleaning and day time TV.

They make normal everyday things seem far more complicated (as they are old and modernaphobic) and they do far too much washing.

If that wasn't enough, every five minutes it is guaranteed that one of them will get up from their green armchair (because green seems to be the national old people furniture colour, along with brown and mahogony) and make a cup of tea, accompanied with a gazillion biscuits/cakes/shortbreads.

I really don't see how they can live like that. It was so boring. I love my grandparents, but I will possibly hire a hit man to do me in before I live like them.

Bring on something spontaneous PLEASE!

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Don't you just hate when youtube doesn't load?

I was just watching Sky High (one of the best films ever) and one of the clips wouldn't load.
Then it had the 'This video is no longer available' text on the box. Damn those people who remove good movies! Though I guess it is illegal, so you know, only doing their job.

But I really am addicted to Sky High. Oh, Warren Peace - if only you were real! <3

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That's why I love fanfiction; you can reread or rewrite something that happened you didn't like, or carry on the story when the producers refuse to make a 5th installment of your favourite movie series. It's also a great way of self-insertion, even though most people LOATHE it, I really can't get enough of it.

My mother wanted me to go shopping with her this morning, but seeing as my bottom was not yet covered with jeans and my hair was wet, I said no. So later on in the week she's leaving me money to trek through Liverpool (with a few compradres that I'll inevitably drag along) to brave Bravissmo in the hope of buying a bikini. This is making me tres stressant as I've never been underwear/bikini shopping without my mother before, and I'm pretty sure someone will con me into buying a three-breasted brassiere.